JINE
JINE is an application on the Desktop that Ame-chan and the player uses to converse with each other. For most of the game, the only means of responding to her messages are via sending stickers, but on certain occasions the player will be given the option to select from two or more dialogue options which may lower or raise stats. Sometimes, players can only respond with one message or type.
Stickers
The following is a list of 8 stickers that P-chan can respond to Ame-chan:
OK
OMG
:(
IDC
Sorry
IM DED
LOVE FOREVER
THIS.
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Responses to stickers
Responding with stickers does not affect stats or has any observable effect other than to avoid the Flatline ending. The messages are in no particular order.
OK
“potassium”
“ok”
“k”
“thanks for the zero effort”
“wow talk about no effort”
“as long as you understand”
“do you even know what youre OKing at”
“(*˙ー ˙)b”
“are you suuure?”
“youre just all talk huh.”
OMG
“RIGHT??? i knew youd understand”
“right???”
“keep the praise coming!!!”
“now tell me youll never leave your awesome girlfriend!”
“you really just OMG at anything huh”
“yeees i am the best in the world”
“ame is the best”
“i am da best”
“hehe. piece of cake for me!”
“G for GENIUS!!!!!!”
:(
“im gonna punch you”
“ugh that face pisses me off”
“ugh”
“i hate that sticker”
“dont :( me ill punch you!!!”
“youre gonna make my cry too :(”
“;-;”
“you wont get out of this by crying!”
“spare me the tears.”
“stop crying idiot!!!”
IDC
“fine if you dont care then it's over between us
just kidding i would never leave you…”
“how can you not care about what your girlfriend says?!”
“YOU SHOULD CARE!!!”
“FINE im gonna go cry in the arms of my darling nerds instead!!!!!!!
…jk youre so much better”
“that really hurt p-chan
jk i dont care either”
“youre looking real punchable rn you know”
“you will not know peace.”
“⌃ ◌ ⌃”
“yes i can tell”
Sorry
“never forgive you i will”
“i guess i could forgive you…”
“send me a selfie of you groveling for forgiveness”
“hmm… ok i forgive you!!”
“i forgive you!
NOT!!!!!”
“i will NEVER forgive you”
“is that all it takes for you to get down on your knees?”
“buy me some ice cream and ill forgive you”
“thats ok! (see im so nice)”
IM DED
“youd better not die before i do!!!”
“we'll be together in our next life too right?
”
“if you die i die”
“dont die…”
“NO DONT DIE ON ME”
“I CAST PHOENIX DOWN”
“oh no… theres no pulse…….”
“(pokes your limp body with my foot)”
“nerds die so easily”
“officer we got a dead nerd here”
LOVE FOREVER
“love……….”
“whats this dumbass sticker i love you too
”
“i bet youre lying.”
“not that i think you would but if you cheat on me ill kill you”
“no takebacks! you WILL love me forever.”
“send me more!!!”
“say it again! say it 999999999 more times!”
“i love you so much 💖💖💖”
“i love you… 
”
“”
This.
“i hate that sticker”
“i hate people who just send one word replies!!!”
“were you even paying attention???”
“can you put some effort into replying please”
“low effort response 0/10”
“ugh”
“tell me you werent paying attention without telling me you werent paying attention.”
“ugh. worst reply”
“THIS what huh???”
Sending four or more stickers
“spam me again and ill block you.”
“im never checking my dms ever again”
“ENOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH”
Ame's Stickers
As of the Windose Major Title update, Ame can now reply to P-chan with her own set of stickers.[1] She seems to use any of them no matter what sticker is sent to her.
Random Noon Messages
Note: for anyone who is confused, if there is a - symbol infront of the dialogue that means its one of the responses you can choose, And the bullet points are Ame's replies for that response
(40- Mental darkness)
“look! i got some flowers!”
-“They're so cute! just like you :)” (P-chan)
- “aww youre so sweet! you can look at them when im not home so you wont get lonely :D”
- “nvm im cuter anyway why would you need anything else when you have me. who cares about these flowers anyway”
[Stress -1]
-“Who buys flowers anymore lol” (P-chan)
- “that's all??????? well i guess having flowers sitting around is kinda useless…”
[Stress +1]
-“Cool” (P-chan)
- “what do you mean "cool"????? is that it???”
- “hm. i guess thats all these flowers deserve anyway”
- “yeah idc anymore”
[Stress -1]
-
“you know, some things may be cliched but theyre cliched for a reason. Like this?”
“welcome home darling! would you like to have your dinner first? or a bath? or… me?”
-“Dinner” [Go Out]
- “ok!!!!!!!!” “lets go eat something delicious real quick!!!”
-“A bath” [Spend Time Together]
- “great! its nice and hot right now” “it's been a while since we did it last, so… why dont we take a bath together today?”
-“You” [***]
- “awwww p-chan youre so naughty!!!” “not that its a bad thing~”
-
“uuaauagghghghg every time i have to talk to nerds i take psychic damage”
“i dont have the energy to do anything today… i just want to go on a date with you and have some fun and forget aaaaall about the idiots on the internet”
[Go Out]
-
“i wanna do something we dont usually do today!!”
-“Murder” (P-chan)
- “Sure! kill me when i mess up, ok?”
-“Love each other” (P-chan)
- “hey we love each other every day!
”
-“Bank robbery” (P-chan)
- “what am i, the joker?” “…hell yeah lets do it!!!”
[Stress -1]
-
“hey do you love me? if you do then tell me ten things you like about me!!!”
“BZZT! times up! but i think i appreciate you trying all the same!”
[Stress -1]
-
“fuck i promised myself five more minutes only and LOOK AT THE TIME”
“ugh the worst kind of guilt is the guilt you feel after wasting away a whole day after doing nothing”
“you shouldve woken me up!!!!!”
“I tried about a hundred times.” (P-chan)
“oh. ok”
“now that i think about it i think i vaguely remember…”
“sorry… lol”
[Sleep Until Night]
-
"can i have some money pls i wanna go out and do something!!!"
-"Here's 10 yen" (P-chan)
- “what the hell not even a five year old would be happy with that!!!!! fine we’re just gonna stay at home all day together then!!!” [Stress -1]
-"Here's 3000 yen" (P-chan)
- ”wtf i didn’t expect you to actually give me this much… ill get you some dinner on the way back then” [-2 Stress]
-"Here's 10000 yen" (P-chan)
- "wh... why did you give me so much... is this your way of telling me to go to a host club or something? youre awful..." [+2 stress]
-
"sooo what kind of girl do you want me to become?"
-”The Robot Girl” (P-chan)
- ”initializing “ame” OS…”
”systems all green.”
”all components functioning at full capacity.”
”detecting love for p-chan………… 100%”
-“The Blob Monster." (P-chan)
- "...ill... me..."
"while im... still... sa...ne..."
"ple...ase... kill... me... p...chan..."
-“The Gotta Kill Them All.” (P-chan)
- ”grrr…… all humans must die”
”especially those idiots who think smears are “bad attention”…”
”KILL.”
[Stress -2]
-
(60+ mental darkness)
"uuauauaaghghjhgjfhg fuck"
"i cant stop thinking about how much i want to die no matter how hard i try to think about other things"
"what should i do..."
-"Take your medication." (P-chan)
- "yeah... i think i will. thanks"
-"Simply cheer up!!! HUAAAAGGGH." (P-Chan)
- "huuuaaaagggghh????????"
"wtf youre scaring me"
"...but that was so stupid i actually feel a bit better"
[-1 Stress]
-
"hey hey, what kind of me do you like?"
-”The Emotionless Girl.” (P-chan)
- ”i dont know what its like to feel”
”but for some reason… whenever im with you… i feel something warm stirring in my chest”
”is this what they call… happiness?”
-"The Gadgeteer Genius." (P-chan)
- "take a look at this, my dear p-chan!"
"this is my newest invention, the "affection lens"!"
"by wearing these, you will be able to see how much someone likes you!"
"so im gonna put them on, and... whoa!!! p-chan, it says you like me 100%??!?!?!"
-”The Bratty Half-Pint.” (P-chan)
- ”*smirk* ewwww youre an adult and you like ogling young girls?”
”huh? is that it? you like little girls? you want to sniff their hair? you can get arrested for that, you knooow”
[-1 stress]
-
(60+ mental darkness)
"why is it so hard to just exist..."
"i dont even have the energy to be positive rn my brain would just turn everything negative..."
-"I love you." (P-Chan)
- "me? you love seeing how pathetic i am?"
"thats fine, you can watch me struggle all you like..."
[+1 stress]
-"I'll save you." (P-chan)
- "thats nice but i bet youd say that to anyone..."
"theres no reason why youd be kind to me and me only. im just gonna go die now"
[+1 stress, -2 affection]
-“I’ll treat you to something tasty, so cheer up!” (P-chan)
- ”and subject some poor creature to being eaten by trash like me?”
”I should go extinct before the eels do tbh”
[No effect]
-
"can you write some good stuff about kangel on /st/ for me? i think it'll be too obvious if i do it myself so pleaaaseee"
[text response]
- "[response]... yeeeesss i should be getting heaps more viewers >:D"
-
"if i got cosmetic surgery where do you think i should get it?"
-"Face" (P-chan)
- "are you saying you have a problem with my perfect face???? rude!" [Stress +1]
-"Chest" (P-chan)
- "oh so you like em big huh? you dog!" [Stress -1]
-"Wrists" (P-chan)
- "so youre saying i should get rid of my scars? you have a point... youre so smart!" [Stress -2]
-
"when i woke up the sun was already setting LOL”
"i still feel so lazy after sleeping so much... can i just sleep forever?"
-"Sure!" (P-chan) [Stress -1]
- "yay!!!!!!!!"
”that means i dont have to bother living anymore either!"
”nice"
-"Rest for eternity." (P-chan) [Stress -1]
- "ok got it!!!!!!!!!"
”promise me youll watch over me for eternity too"
[Sleep Until Dusk]
-
"lets get deliveryyy i want food but i dont wanna move!!"
-"Shut up idiot" (P-chan)
- "aaaa i know we gotta save... thanks p-chan" [Stress -1]
-"We've got plenty of dirt." (P-chan)
- "ah yeah coz im just a dirty hoebag... BITCH you thought!!" [Stress +1]
-"OK, what do you want?" (P-chan)
- "but we should cut down on spending... and i need to stay skinny... nvm" [Stress +2]
-
“did you do anything cringey in middle school?”
[text response]
”i did loool”
”i used to post my vocalbot oc fanfics on forums and stuff”
”GOD just remembering that makes me wanna hurl”
”what about when you were in high school?”
[text response]
”… LMAO really?? you wanna hear what i did lol”
”there was this hashtag that was like #depressionpals or whatever that you could post in it to find other people who also had depression “
”so i posted in it but the only people that followed me were like thirst accounts…”
”what about now? still do anything cringey?”
-”Yeah. Dating you” (P-chan)
- ”WOW UNCALLED FOR…
but meh i dont actually mind lol ill paint over all your cringey memories with my pure heart <333” [Stress -1]
-“I still go on Dinder.” (P-chan)
- ”i know youre joking but im still gonna kill you”
”give me your phone so i can destroy it!!!!!” [Stress -2]
-”I cut my wrists.” (P-chan)
- ”no… you also self harm…?”
”wait bitch wtf you dont even have any scars” [Stress -2]
-
Note: all dialogue in this conversation is the same no matter what you choose”
“who gives a fuck about school?!? people shouldnt have to go!”
-”You tell em!” (P-chan)
-”Hm…” (P-chan)
-”No, they really should.” (P-chan)
”we should all be allowed to just laze around at home!”
-”You tell em!!” (P-chan)
-”Hmm………” (P-chan)
-”At least keep the place clean.” (P-chan)
”you should always spoil me!”
-”You tell em!!!” (P-chan)
-”Hmm……………………” (P-chan)
-”No. In fact, I’m going to be even tougher on you today.” (P-chan)
”i should be allowed to take a break from streaming today!”
-”Back to the streaming mines with ye.” (P-chan)
-”Back to the streaming mines with ye.” (P-chan)
-”Back to the streaming mines with ye.” (P-chan)
[No response]
-
“i ate your pudding in the fridge… pls forgive me”
-”No. Die.” (P-chan)
- ”im gonna come back as a ghost and haunt you forever!!!” [No effect]
-”Ok, ok.” (P-chan)
- ”yeees… this is what the pudding wouldve wanted too >:)” [Stress +1]
-”Anything for u sweetie” (P-chan)
- ”do you need to go lie down? that was way too nice of you looool kinda scary ngl” [Stress +2]
-
“heyy can you help me pierce my ears? i think getting my ears pierced by the one i love would be so romantic~ like im being dominated👀”
”WAIT WAIT WAIT IM SCARED”
”IM SCARED!!”
”IM SCARED WHAT DO I DO”
-”Pierce” (P-chan)
- ”OMG YOU DID IT! DO I LOOK GOOD? HELLO? TELL ME I LOOK GOOD!!!” [Stress -1]
-”Don’t pierce” (P-chan)
- ”WHAAAT? youre just gonna stop here??? coward!!!” [Stress +1]
-
“maybe i should just die…”
-”Pwease don’t die” (P-chan)
- ”weird but ok…”
-”(hands you water) Live.” (P-chan)
- ”but i really dont think theres any point in me living” [Stress +1]
-”K” (P-chan)
- ”get outta here with your potassium can you be serious?” [Stress -1]
“i guess there really is no point in me living…”
-”I’m sure there is.” (P-chan)
- ”wow you really suck at this”
-”Don't kill yourself you’re so sexy aha” (P-chan)
- ”that is true i am pretty sexy” [Stress -1]
-“tru” (P-chan)
- ”yeah tru - HEY”
”nobody loves me…”
-”Maybe someone will in your next life!” (P-chan)
- ”yeah! this life aint shit!
wait ARE YOU TELLING ME TO KMS” [Stress +1]
-“Your fans do.” (P-chan)
- ”what about you??!?!?!?!??!” [Stress +1]
-“I’m here for you.” (P-chan)
- ”hi here for you im ame” [Stress -1]
“hey, can you say that you love me? no joking around”
[text response]
If responded with “I love you”:
”hehehe… ill stay alive then. just for you”
If responded with anything else:
”i hate u sm…. jk i love u……….” [Stress +1]
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"P-CHAN!!!!!! HEY!!!!! where are we going for our next date?!"
-"Boys that sing concert" (P-chan)
- since when did we join the army
-"Amsterdam" (P-chan)
- oooh I could do an amsterdam vlog!!!"
- "NOT everyone would just say im there to do drugs!!!"
-"The moon" (P-chan)
- "and let me play among the stars~" [All responses give -1 stress]
"but hey i was being serious!!! pick somewhere we can actually go please!!!"
-"Akihabara" (P-chan)
- "lmao nerd"
- "(is also a nerd...)"
-"Yoshiwara" (P-chan)
- "you want me to sell myself but not in the techbro kind of way?!"
- "ok watch me make bank"
-"Ikebukuro" (P-chan)
- "eeehhhh that... kinda boring" [All responses give -1 stress]
"lets go somewhere far away outside the city!"
-"Atami" (P-chan)
-"Kusatsu" (P-chan)
-"Tokorozawa" (P-chan) [All responses give -1 stress and +1 affection]
"eehh actually travelling so far is kind of a pain. lets stick to the city!"
-"Get outta here." (P-chan)
-"Get outta here." (P-chan)
-"Get outta here." (P-chan)
"waaah p-chan you bully!!! you make me so sad :((("
[-1 stress and +1 affection]
-
“hey lets do a rorschach test!!! tell me what you see”
[text response]
“[text response] means… i have no idea”
-
"a word please p-chan!"
[text response]
"*crickets*"
-
"hey what fetishes do you have?? i wanna know"
[text response]
- "meh"
-
“you know how like in anime often the male mc will pat a female characters head”
“and then she'll be like ehehe/// *blush* or whatever”
“every time i see that i think noooo what if anime nerds see that and think thats all it takes to make a girl happy like we aint that easy yall”
(Pats head)
“(i say that but…………..)”
Note: This has no effect
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"um... you know im a streamer right... im scared of everyone forgetting about me because i havent been streaming..."
Note: this occurs if you miss stream for 5 days straight
-
"im so sick of everything"
"lets just drop everything and go out i wanna go see the ocean"
-"Sure" [Go out to the ocean Stress -15 and Affection +6]
- "the ocean was so beautiful!!!"
-"No" [No effect]
- "meanie..."
-
"i cant think of anything good to put on kangels tweeter... do you wanna take over for me? hehe"
[Text response]
"wait you actually did? LMAO"
-
"i was thinking of maybe changing up my hairstyle~ what would you like to see me with?"
-"Side ponytail"
-"Regular ponytail"
-"Let your hair down"
-"Anime drills"
[Ame's sprite will change depending on the hairstyle you chose]
"how do i look?"
-
"i wanna be in a game like smash........"
"would you use me if i were a character?"
-"Sure" [Stress -1]
- "really?!??! i hope i get my invitation soon
"
-"No" [Stress +1]
- "fair enough... i wouldnt have a recovery move so id be weak af...."
-
(60+ mental darkness)
"i cant do this anymore... i just want to disappear forever"
"p-chan... buy me some charcoal..."
-"When it's special at the hardware store." [Stress -1]
- "ghjgdf WHY U GOTTA BE SO PRAGMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-"For a barbecue?" [Stress -1]
- "yeah.... we can grill some meat..."
- "have a nice day off......"
-"Okay." [Blazing hell ending]
- "...thank you. we'll be together even in the next life, right?"
- "ahaha..."
- "im glad even a freak like me can spend her last moments with her special someone"
Random Dusk/night dialogues
“heres your pachinko allowance sweetie♪ 
”
-
“i need to pee can you go pee for me instead
”
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“LIFE stands for Losing Initiative Fuck Everything 
”
-
“oh no im a cat now i cant do anything meow meow
”
-
“ive been trying really hard, dont you think? ive already done enough right?? ”
-
“can you pick up some eggs today theyre on sale
pls and thank u!!”
-
“i woke up on record time this morning! praise me pls“
-
“im out of depaz cant… move…” (Steam exclusive)
"im out of magicals cant... move..." (Switch exclusive)
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"i think i messed up your mediflicks recommendations coz i was using your account to watch stuff im sorry"
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"im so tired of being a streamer im gonna become a cosplayer instead "
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"i cant believe youre still with me… is it because im just that cute?"
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"NOT CLICKBAIT lying down is super comfy and now i cant get up?! come help me up pls"
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“why are adults always so annoying!!! we'll never grow up to be like them right p-chan?”
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“adult piss me off so bad UGH theyre all disgusting scum and yet they still want to act like theyre hot shit”
-
“my special talent: knowing the difference between dopamine, endorphins, and serotonin”
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“youre not looking at my dms as quickly as you used to dont you care about your adorable girlfriend anymore”
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“im really horny today!!! lets fuck!!!!!”
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“if i were a fighting game character id be a zoner that people love to use to poke at their opponents from afar but the moment they have to play against me theyd throw a fit hahaha”
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“sometimes ill have this moment of self-awareness and realize that all ive got going for me is my face and then i get really depressed”
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“please tell me that this is real and im not just some girl in an asylum pretending to be a streamer called kangel please tell me youre real”
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“i blocked all the haters but im scared theyll somehow get back at me for it… i even had a dream about them……”
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“thought that reading the poetry i wrote in middle school would make for a fun stream but when i went to look them over i cringed so hard i nearly died so nvm”
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“i cbf streaming today but if i dont im gonna get overtaken by the other streamers… help me p-chan”
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“the parts of my room that dont show up on camera are getting so messy… but making everyone think you have a neat room is an art in and of itself”
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“my room is so messyyyy i want a roomba but i dont think it could get over the mess…”
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“some guy in america messaged me on dinder… are they actually going to fly to japan? if they do i think they deserve a meetup based on that alone”
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“can we not stream today???
day off! day off! day off! i need to blow off some steam!”
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“dreamt that this bear suddenly attacked me and when i killed it and ripped it open you were inside covered in blood and i was like oh fuck i need to hold a funeral and when i went online to ask people how to do a funeral they all started bashing me wtf”
-
“alcohol is worse than drugs imo” (Steam exclusive)
"alcohol is worse than magicals imo" (Switch exclusive)
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“i wanna get hiiiiiigggghhhh”
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“i always like i dont care about getting a lot of likes or followers tbh i do. like a lot.”
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“they say that money cant buy happiness but its not like happiness is the only thing you need to get in life”
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“i swear i dont mean to always push the laundry onto you;; i do want to do it sometimes please dont hate me;;; dont block me ;;;;;”
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“the construction is SO ANNOYING!!! i s2g im suing the ministry of transport if someone uses the noise to dox us”
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“when you think about it, ordering super spicy ramen even when you know that itll burn off your tongue before you can finish it is kinda like a form of self harm”
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“i want to do what i love most for the rest of my life… lying around and doing nothing and sleeping”
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“bucket list: have a girls night out at a love hotel”
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“bitches be like looking for cafes with nice interiors just to take selfies in im bitches”
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“bitches be like following every single account their SO follows im bitches”
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“bitches camera rolls be only filled with gacha game screenshot im bitches”
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"bitches be like having 174539 side tweeters im bitches"
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“maybe i should get into a little voice acting to make my streams more interesting? but im already spreading my brain cells thin for love and work~ so busy~ ”
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“maybe i should be like "i want a million yen!!!!" in all of my streams it couldnt hurt to try right”
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“maybe i should stick to taking cough medicine only when i actually have a cough”
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“maybe i should just drop everything and go frolick in a grassy plain somewhere for the rest of my life”
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“maybe i should just spam the #depressionpals hashtag”
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“maybe i should get into train photography instead”
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"maybe i should call kangels haters demons haha get it"
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"maybe i should open my next stream by screaming I WANNA DIE!!!!!"
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“apparently with this "credit card" thing we can buy anything we want? lets give it a spin!”
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“got a bunch of letters in the mail that says something about taxes? and the national pension? is this one of those things that i have to pay?”
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“the tax payment notice went from being yellow to red?! should i be worried???”
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“forgot that i was supposed to go see my shrink today oops”
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“did you know that if you ask for decaf they give you cofee thats been decaffeinated? huge if true”
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“did you mute my notifs? i just sent you a message but your phone didnt go off? explain????”
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“all these people from the underground idol scene keep dming me!!! maybe i should write "no fuckboys" in my bio”
“kimi to natsu no owari blagh (dies)”
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“i heard that next year theyre gonna start putting men who dm other girls behind their gfs back on death row”
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“apparently the selfie apps the super popular cosplayers use are all free?? thought it would be p2w… i would p2w…”
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“im just a fat little caterpillar”
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“im gonna lobotomize everyone and make it so that the only streamer the can enjoy is kangel”
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“you can only succeed online if you can use every situation to your advantage, no matter how bad it is”
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“people who bash fast food and cheap restaurants just want to pretend theyre rich lol”
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“curry for dinner tonight! and tomorrow! and the day after!”
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“its not like i hate people asking me to collab with them or anything but i always forget to reply to their messages and then they get really mad at me… why is life so hard”
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“im gonna FISH around for something interesting on the net”
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“im gonna hit whoever says that hate is part of the fame are you stupid??? why dont you go and tell off the haters instead???? every hater should be legally obligated to give me one billion yen”
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“some fuckboy streamer just dmed me asking if i would go to a concert with him
if he gives me a million yen i might consider it”
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“if you died then i think i would just lose it so ive decided that no matter what i will die before you do.”
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“i love seeing female voice actors making posts that stir nerds up lmfao”
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“what if i started a stream off by by screaming THIS AINT A FUCKING ZOO!!!!”
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“saw a couple going to therapy at the clinic the other day!!!”
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“i took some sneak shots of you when you were asleep and nearly uploaded them to kangels account oops”
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“i want an aquarium can we get an aquarium?? though i guess we dont really have the time or knowhow to start one… but can we have sushi five… no wait four times a week? please?”
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“fuck everything lets just watch some anime!!!!!!!!!! i love anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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“its time for dinneeerrr im serving up salad fingers ;) with a rusty spoon :D”
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“found a thread about me but im too scared to read it ;-; pls look for me”
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“Today, I saw the ocean. I’m not afraid anymore.”
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"abracadabra my room is now 166sqm (i wish)"
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"people who rt my posts but dont like are practically asking to be mauled"
-
"woke up and saw that i had crushed my alarm clock under my knee… how did that even happen"
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"i want yooou (i want yooou) i need yoouu (i need yooouu) i love yooouuu (i love yooouu) atamaaa nooo naaakaaa"
-
"put topkek on my wishlist as a joke and someone actually got some for me? lets eat it for dessert tonight"
-
"lets have ramen tonight… im gonna get the worlds biggest fucking bowl of ramen"
-
"one day we'll be one of those couples that can afford to call a taxi to go wherever we want…"
-
"the weather today is so nice for going out but… the internet… it calls to me…"
-
"woke up to someone who used to be a big fan of mine bashing me to hell and back? what did i do… actually nvm ive stirred a lot of shit lmao…"
-
"LETS GO TO SPACE WHEN WE GET RICH!!! and them im gonna ask the aliens to please destroy earth"
-
"ive been trying to perfect making that "shoop" sound tweeter makes when you refresh it"
-
"someone thought i was in high school yesterday lol"
-
"someone i know spends 200,000 yen on underground male idols every month but theyve only ever given kangel 100 yen in the super chat… i see how it is…"
-
"ill do my best watching tv so do your best cleaning the bath p-chan!! you can do it!!"
-
"girls who are like "omg i just dont get fat i guess" ok… show us the back of your hand then."
-
"my stash is running out help"
-
"feel like i need at least 18 hours of sleep every day"
-
"feel like akibas more of tourist trap now than the anime wonderland it used to be… so sad ):"
-
"what if i used my super chat money to buy a vibrator"
-
"i cant think of any interesting ideas for future streams! what should i do…"
-
"couldnt sleep so i tried to think of stuff that is more valuable than money. my conclusion? nothing."
-
"u up?"
-
"ive been falling asleep with my eyes open so if you see me doing that pls close my eyes for me thank u mwah"
-
"being a streamer is so good bc you can deduct anything you want!!! not sure what for, but ill take it!"
-
"if you want to win at life you gotta take direct action."
-
"my social security is 666"
-
"i really want a cat but i know ill just end up making you take care of it all the time so nvm"
-
"bitches be posting emo song lyrics after a breakup id probably be bitches"
-
"i just woke up but i already wanna go back to bed let me die pls 😂"
-
"i was thinking maybe i should learn how to play mahjong so i can stream it but i can already imagine all the backseat gamers in the chat🥺 teach me how to play sometime?"
-
"you know, p-chan, ive always really - *clank clank clank clank* (sound of a train rushing past)"
-
"can you buy me some eel? i worked really hard on streaming today!! go to the supermarket and get me the biggest one they have!!!"
-
"ame-chan seems tired... you should give her a break🥺"
-
"maybe i should start pandering to the delinquent demographic or something instead of the gamer nerds"
-
"said i dropped out of preschool as a joke on stream and the haters actually thought i was being serious LMAO"
-
"i think its good that you arent handing out days off like candy
...that being said, can i please have the day off today🥺🥺🥺"
-
"i forgot to pay the water bill so now we have no running water!!! hahaha i fucked up..."
-
"whenever i see someone posting hate about me and i find out theyre over 30 i actually start feeling really bad for them"
-
"any time someone tells me "thats YOUR opinion" ill just reply with "yep and im right!""
-
"if you want to win at life you gotta take direct action."
-
"people who rt my posts but dont like are pratically asking to be mauled"
-
"heyyyy can i talk about sixth sense spoilers"
-
"uni students who post shit like "my life is over!" be like (gets a job a few years later) (gets married)
liars, the lot of them!"
-
"whoever opens a salon that doesnt do stupid small talk would rake in so much cash i tell ya"
-
"im getting cuter and cuter by the day!"
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"[TOP SECRET] my bday is may 5 but i made kangels july 7 teehee"
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"show me ONE hater who bothers to wear clothes that fit them properly"
-
"maybe i should go talk shit about some haters thatll clear my head"
-
"maybe i should go talk shit about some haters thatll clear my head
haters be like (sees anyone go on a date in their uniform and starts frothing at the mouth)"
-
"maybe i should go talk shit about some haters thatll clear my head
to all the haters: u will always be stubby af"
-
"being online: i sleep
going outside to look at the stars: real shit?"
-
"is it just me or do nerds really like omelets? no? just me?"
-
"doesnt matter how shitty you feel, you gotta always brush your teeth!"
-
"SIGH......... feels like i only got seven billion people out there who like me.................."
-
"what if we got married??? aha just kidding...... unless......?"
-
"P-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-
"will you still love me even if i stopped being kangel?"
-
"anyone here think that ames beef with netbius is too much for us to deal with? (turns into a burger)"
-
"can you believe that some people have been using tweeter for over ten years? big F to all the time theyve wasted away"
-
"send me your love in a prepaid envelope~"
-
"death to all nerds who call animation smears bad animation!!!!!!!!!!! its meant to look like that you idiots!!!!!!"
-
"im gonna become even MORE cute"
-
"maybe im just an angel with broken wings..."
-
"sometimes when im walking around outside i see people watching kangel videos on their phone or whatever its like getting jumpscared fr (good) (also bad)"
-
"GIVE ME A HUG PWEASE"
-
"once when i was a kid i ragequit so hard that i threw the controller into the tv and it got stuck like a shuriken"
-
"omgkawaiiangel <-> wtfuglydemon"
-
"ive never considered living in the countryside but yknow.... maybe a simple farming life wouldnt be so bad with you..."
-
"kinda wanna dye my hair pink or something... i think even more people would love me if i did that <3"
-
"guys who stay kangels fans even though they have a gf are sus fr. like how can you do this knowing that im way prettier than your gf will ever be?"
-
"hairdresser asked me what i do and i was just like lol voice actor"
-
"had a dream that i made an apology video that was broadcast all over the world and in it i was like "im sorry for being too cute...""
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"the moment i get a single wrinkle i think ill end things. i just couldnt take it. promise youll come with me?"
Stats-dependent dialogue events
Stress: I can keep going!
“im kinda tired of my HEY CUTIES! greeting”
“lets think of another one!”
-“It's time to s-s-s-s-stream!” (P-chan)
- “ill send you to the shadow realm if you dont watch my streams!”
-“Get your stream on!” (P-chan)
- “and thats game!”
-“Let's rev this stream up!” (P-chan)
- “video games on motorcycles? lol”
[Stress -1]
-
“kinda bored of calling you p-chan all the time”
“what should i call you instead?”
“…”
“…”
“i cant really think of anything”
“yeah i guess p-chan is fine”
[Stress -1]
Stress: Please kill me
“i need a break… ive been doing too much”
“i dont care what you say! i cant do any more!!!”
“im at my limit”
“i am NOT goona do aaanything today”
[Sleep until tomorrow]
-
“what would you do if i abandoned everything and just dissapeared?”
“nothing, huh?”
“i hope you hear my cries for help”
[Stress -1]
-
“you will NOT find a more tired angel anywhere else! NOT CLICKBAIT”
“no internet angel today. only internet demon”
“the internet demon has descended.”
[Stress +1]
Affection: I like you
“hey, p-chan? i love you”
-“I love you too.” (P-chan) [***]
- “so can we fuck today?”
-“Ah I don't know if I do…” (P-chan) [Stress +2]
- “WHAAAAAAAAAT?!”
-“Thanks!” (P-chan) [Stress -1]
- “youre welcome dont you ever forget it ok???”
-
“hey what color should i paint my nails next?”
(Light blue, Purple, Rainbow, Black)
Tweeter
“I did my nails
Aren't they so pretty? I love this color!!! I'll be uploading a makeup video sometime in the future!” -KAngel
“jk its not even me that likes the color its p-chan” -Ame
-
“ive been trying really hard recently! right? right??? i shall give you permission to pat my head”
(Pats head)
“hehehe”
[Stress -1]
-
“i wanna gaaaame i wanna game i wanna game!!!! i dont wanna do anything else i wanna game!!!!! if you wont play with me then im gonna kms!!!!”
[Play Game]
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“i just wanna chill and do nothing today… lets feel good together and enjoy the rest of our day with each other”
[Stress -1]
-
“you love me and i love you, right?”
“we should totally make a couples channel!”
“just a bit of food for thought! ehehe”
[Stress -1]
-
“you wont abandon me, right?”
“you were so kind to me yesterday…”
“please dont go…”
“i want to be with you forever and ever”
[Stress -1]
Affection: Indifferent
“can we sleep separately for a bit? i kind of dont feel like sleeping together…”
“sorry”
[Stress +1]
-
“we're a couple right? is it just me or is there kind of no point in us being together… why are we even going out in the first place…?”
“can we just go back to the way we were at the beginning? just for today?”
[Stress +1]
-
“with the way things are going i kinda feel like…”
“never mind”
“forget i said anything”
[Stress +1]
Mental Status: Healthy
“slept early and woke up early like planned… the sun is so comfy!!!!!!!!”
“what do you mean a healthy lifestyle actually makes you feel good?!”
“if i lived like this every day would that make me happy?”
[Mental Darkness -2]
-
“i threw out all my pills and drugs coz id probably end up overdosing or something if i have them on hand”
“i need to do what the doctor says and only take whats recommended”
“i think that would help me become the best streamer in the future”
[Mental Darkness -2]
-
“i kinda dont care for really full on stories anymore just give me something wholesome and comfy”
“like slice of life stuff i want to live a quiet life like a succulent”
[Mental Darkness -2]
-
“i started going online less and now im having a better time every day lmao”
“doesnt matter what drama is going on there as long as you dont look then you gont get caught up in it
like why spend your time being mad online when you can just go and eat some ramen! thats 1000 time better imo”
“being offline is a way better time!!!”
[Mental Darkness -2]
Mental Status: Shaky
Note: These can appear even with darkness less than 20 and don't actually have a negative effect.
“soz i didnt mean to call you lol” (Phone call)
[Stress -1]
-
“alright, im gonna start being more proactive with my work! you too ok p-chan? lets get this bread together!”
-“you sound like such a generic happy-go-lucky idol, gross” (P-chan)
- “yeah why tf did i say that i dont want to do more work”
-“Why do I have to be more proactive and do more work?” (P-chan)
- “i guess yeah… we can get this bread together but you dont really have to do more work or anything youre fine the way you are;;”
[Stress -1]
-
“i cant think of what to do for my next streeeaamm help me please… gimme some ideas…”
-“Play a game non-stop until you clear it?” (P-chan)
- “yeah ok!”
-“Do a Q&A?” (P-chan)
- “i cant be bothered gathering questions for a q&a from a bunch of nerdssss
no stream today then i guess”
-“Ride a gigantic turtle around Shinjuku?” (P-chan)
- “damb i guess thats the only thing i can do… lets go buy a giant turtle!!!”
[Stress -1]
Mental Status: Trainwreck
“sorry it was nothing… ignore me” (Phone call)
[Stress +2]
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“do you actually enjoy being with me? do you actually genuinely love me?”
“ive been thinking that maybe if you truly did love me and like being around me things wouldnt be so fucked up… sorry ive been really going through it recently”
“i can trust you right?”
“sorry, i know im probably really annoying with how anxious i am but i really dont know what to do…”
[Stress +2]
-
“i cracked my phone coz i got pissed and threw it at the wall…”
“tried to take a screenshot so i could show you the crack but then i remembered that a screenshot wouldnt even capture that…”
[Stress +3]
Status: Mentally Ill Metuber (Mental Darkness and High followers)
“for as many followers as i have none of them see them(me?) for who i really am”
“kinda piss me off
no one would give a fuck if they saw my barcodes but ooh if word gets out that kangel cuts her wrists? the internet would shit itself”
“everyone is so obsessed with perfection
ill mash it in their fucking faces since they love it so much”
[Stress +2]
-
“look im getting death threats lmao people are posting "go die" at me”
“what if i really did? then what? maybe i could even hang myself on stream”
“all this for something that these terminally online pieces of shit will forget in three days”
“theyre the ones who should die or if they want me to die they should come and kill me themselves
put me out of my fucking misery please”
[Stress +2]
-
“just wondering but if i put a random hater on blast would people bash me for being immature lmao”
“i just want to show my followers the disgusting posts my haters make because well if they think theyre untouchable and can say whatever they want they should be able to own it right”
“lets give them the attention they want so badly since their mother clearly never loved them
fucking know it alls who the hell do you think you are?
fuck you”
[Stress +2]
Status: Unstable Love (Mental Darkness and Affection)
“hey, do you actually love me?”
Answering
Note: You can write anything
“lol aw youre so cute when you get flustered”
“thank you…”
“i cant believe someone like you would panic over someone like me…”
[Stress -2]
Not answering
“a disgusting horrible human being…”
“i should just go and die right now”
[Stress +2]
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“sometimes i feel like im the only one that has any romantic investment in this relationship…”
“i always get worried that our emotional priorities arent compatible and that the relationship is going to blow itself up sooner or later…”
“but thats just me overthinking things right?
id do anything for you, so please… love me more…”
[Stress +2]
-
“what can i do to make you love me more and more?”
“you used to pay so much more attention to me…”
“what can i do to make things the way they were again?”
[Stress +2]
Followers: Need more
”my follower count isnt really going up… am I gonna die a pleb streamer?”
”no ones watching my streams… im just talking to the void by myself”
”i bet youll get tired of me one day too”
”that would be the day my life completely shatters”
”i dont want to die yet”
”we can do anything if we’re together, right?”
[Stress +2]
-
“i need more followers! gotta try harder! so im gonna stream today”
[Stress -1]
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“i didnt get a lot of viewers on yesterdays stream… aaagh, im such a flop of an internet angel… i wanna get more famous and get like a hundred million views… actually no ill settle for just a few million so pleaseee…”
[Stress +1]
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”i tried to promote myself on /st/ yesterday but then someone was like “who tf is kangel” [[File:Emoji_face_cry}}”
[Stress +1]
Followers: Pretty Popular
“a girl sent me a dm asking for some advice… what should i do?”
“KAngel, i had to go to a psychiatric hospital for a while and because of that I've been falling behind in school a lot. I'm the only one in my year who still doesn't know what they want to do in life.
Whenever my classmates talk about what university they want to get into or what job they want to get all I can do is stand and watch. It's making me feel so anxious. What should I do?”
-“Give serious advice” (P-chan)
- “ok!”
“Don't force yourself to decide on something, because you'll just get nowhere. Just make sure you get lots of rest for now. Then, have a talk with your parents! Everything will be okay. Life doesn't revolve around school. As a certain gambling anime said, "The future is in our hands!"”
-“Say something stupid” (P-chan)
- “ok!”
“Quit school right now and become a streamer!!!”
-“Ignore her” (P-chan)
- “yeah ill just ignore her lol””
[Stress -1]
-
“im pretty famous now so im scared that people will reconize me even when im not in my kangel get up???? does that mean we cant go on dates anymore?!?!?!”
“but i wanna go on dates with you…”
“aaauuu im so scared of people finding ou im dating”
[Stress -1]
-
“hey we should do some crazy rich person stuff”
“itd be good for a future stream
” [Stress -1]
-“Let's buy a tiger and release it into the city.” (P-chan)
- “i think a tiger would cost like 5 mil yen…"
- “let's do it!!!”
-“Who cares about rich people? I love you the way you are.” (P-chan) [Stress -2]
- “aw i love you too”
- “youre the best!!!”
-“Let's buy the Tsukiji fish market.” (P-chan) [Stress -1]
- “you might be onto something… if we buy the tsukiji fish market we could eventually dominate the fishing industry”
- “wow youre so smart!!”
Interview event
“oooh i got a request for an enmail interview!!! help me answer the questions! question one is "Why did you become a streamer?”
-“Give a serious answer” (P-chan)
- “As an internet angel, I just wanted to make everyone smile.”
-“Give a stupid answer” (P-chan)
- “What, do angels need a reason to get into streaming?”
-“Go depression on them” (P-chan)
- “Why do you ask? Are you trying to tell me that I'm not cut out to be a streamer?”
“question two is "What is something you always keep in mind when streaming?”
-“Give a serious answer” (P-chan)
- “I always try to remember that I'm here to heall all of my fans out there, and that nothing I do should hurt anyone.”
-“Give a stupid answer” (P-chan)
- “I'mplying I have a "brain" or a "mind" lol”
-“Go depression on them” (P-chan)
- “I just try not to annoy anyone which is kinda hard because I'm such a huge piece of trash.”
“question three is "Why the heck are you so cute?"”
-“Give a serious answer” (P-chan)
- “Aw, thanks, but it's only because I have to put so much work into my skincare and maintenance”
-“Give a stupid answer” (P-chan)
- “Gee, I really don't know… Oh, why was I blessed with such sinful beauty?”
-“Go depression on them” (P-chan)
- “Are you saying that my looks are all that I've got going for me?”
“question four is "Tell us about what you have planned for you channel in the future."”
-“Give a serious answer” (P-chan)
- “I'd just like to keep growing my channel for now! I'm aiming fort he top spot in Japan. No, for the whole world. I'll become everyone's internet angel!”
-“Give a stupid answer” (P-chan)
- “I'm gonna get so famous that I won't have to take dumb interviews like this anymore.”
-“Go depression on them” (P-chan)
- “I hope I go to sleep and never wake up.”
“aaand thats it!”
Status: Suffering starlet (stress cap 120 + Certain amount of followers)
100k+ Followers
”getting more followers is cool and all but it also means that i have higher expectations to meet… its kind of stressing me out”
”and if i mess up theres going to be a lot more people to make fun of me i dont think i could take that humiliation”
”hey p-chan! tell me a joke!!!”
[Text response]
”hmm… well good thing we’re not on camera or anything bombing a joke live is probably one of the scariest things ever”
[Stress -1]
250k+ Followers
"ah............................ just found out that a longtime fan suddenly started posting tons of hate about me"
"what makes people turn like this...?"
"maybe i said something they dont agree with"
"well its all part of being famous i guess"
"but when i think about how its only going to get worse from here on out i get so depressed... i wish i could look into the future and see whos going to turn against me"
[Stress +2]
500k+ Followers
"when you get famous enough youre going to get jumped on for what you say regardless of what it is i wish people wouldnt try to read so deeply into things but eh what can i do"
"whatever its Not That Deep @ me just let me do whatever i want to do..."
"i make my living by making these nerds happy so if i start hating them then everything will fall to shit aha"
"haaaugh... it wouldnt be so hard if everyone were more respectful and considerate of others"
[Stress +2]
1M+ Followers
"yo look at this a streamer i really hated is getting flamed to death for a thoughtless comment"
".....usually id be a petty bitch and laugh at them but thing sort of thing can happen to anyone
it might even happen to kangel someday and I cant stop thinking about these what ifs"
"my career could be ruined in the blink of an eye is there any point in me working my ass off if the internet is like this...?"
"agh stop it ame this is exactly the kind of thought process that will send you on the path to getting flamed"
"my darling little nerds♡ i love you even when you never shower and never exercise and even send me walls of text professing your love♡
i love the internet too♡ even when the peanut gallery gathers only to laugh when giants fall and even if its just a place for the mentally ill and jobless to fester i will still always love it unconditionally♡"
[Stress +2]
Late night convos
Day 8 (Not having 10k followers)
"we still dont have enough followers to monetize our content… we wont be able to make rent!"
"i dont want to leave you… well if we get evicted ill just go back to my parents place but"
Day 10 (Monetization approved)
"monetization approved! woohoo!!!"
"now we wont get evicted! coz those online nerds can pay our rent for us!"
"dodged a bullet there i dont want to have to stream out on the streets"
Day 14 (Under 100k followers)
"hm... i shouldve been able to redeem my silver award for reaching 100k subscribers by now..."
"have we not shown enough people in the world my cute and adorable face?"
"well theres no point in sulking about it! the next steps we take are crucial so lets keep going! as long as it doesnt kill me!!!"
Day 14 (Over 100k followers)
"MY SILVER AWARD FOR GETTING 100K SUBSCRIBERS IS HEEERE (º ∀ º)"
"pretty good for someone who just started out like me hehehehe"
"if i keep this up ill become a legendary streamer in no time~"
"ill get even bigger and next year we can move into a fancy condo and go laugh at the people who live below us"
(pats head)
"ehehehehe"
Day 15 dialogues
First question
“hey… do you think its ok for me to keep living like this?”
“What's wrong?” [Stress -1]
- “just thinking about stuff”
“You're fine.” [Stress +1]
- “how tf do you even know im fine i havent even said anything else…”
“I think you should die.”
- “yeah…”
Second question
“i was just wondering if anyone would even miss me if i were gone… they dont have to watch me, they can just go watch some other streamer right”
“Yeah.” [Stress -1]
- “whaaat dont say that! but youre still with me even though im so useless hehe… i love you ❤”
“No way!”
- “youre just saying that…”
“I think you should just die.”
- “yeah i thought so… im not going to but…”
Third question
“hey, do you really like me for me and not because im pretty?”
“Well duh!” [Stress -1]
- “i see… yeah of course…”
“Nah I'd be fine with anyone” [Stress +1]
- “oh… well good luck finding someone prettier than me I guess”
“Maybe…?”
- “im gonna try my best to turn that maybe into a yes!”
Fourth question
“what do people even like about me?”
“Your face.” [Stress -1]
- “yeah i thought so. im so glad im super cute. at least i can trust my face to carry me through life”
“Your everything.” [Stress +1]
- “as if. no one wants a factory defect like me”
“The lower half of your body..”
- “GET AWAY FROM ME YOU THIRSTY SIMP”
Fifth question
“i feel like i shouldnt be allowed to live”
“Of course you're allowed!” [Stress -1]
- “thats… such a half-baked response… but it did make me laugh a little. i shouldnt take life so seriously! thanks p-chan i love you”
“Yeah no.” [Stress +1]
- “yeah… sorry for being alive… ill go die as an apology”
“Please live.”
- “dont say that… staying alive is so painful…”
Sixth question
“do you love me?”
“Yes, I love you.” [Stress -1]
- “i love you too!!!!!!!”
“Maybe.” [Stress +1]
- “what do you mean maybe??? yes or no!!!”
“I hate you.”
- “YOU WANNA GO???!?!”
Seventh question
“do you really love me? do you love love me? do you love love love me?”
“Yes I really love love love you” [Stress -1]
- “i love love love you too p-chan!!!”
“I love love you” [Stress +1]
- “so you dont REALLY love love love me? tfw…”
“Yes I really love you”
- “NOT ENOUGH LOVES!!!”
Eighth question
“aaggh what should i do…”
“Live as the internet angel.” [Stress -1]
- “true… all of my fans need me… i need to create a place all of them can belong in… all right, lets keep doing our best together!”
“Do your best in life.” [Stress +1]
- “like how ?!?!?! thats so vague!!!”
“Kill yourself.”
- “im not gonna kill myself after making it so far!!!! dumbass!!!!!!!”
Tweeter
Answering correctly
“everytime i spiral p-chan always knows exactly what to say… im going through a lot but as long as im with p-chan i feel like i can push through. internet angel lets goooo!!!”
Answering half correct
“i was feeling really awful about everything but after talking with p-chan i feel like i can keep going… p-chan bullies me sometimes and can be really flaky but its time like this where i remember that i really do love p-chan…”
Answering incorrectly
“im actually getting motivated to try harder because of how awful p-chan is being?? all right lets get this bread today!!! but what if i have another mental breakdown…”
Day 17 dialogues
More than 250k followers
“look! someone wrote an article about kangel!”
“kangel is a good girl and the perfect idol unlike me so of course someone would write an article about her aha”
“but we cant get complacent with this”
“coz im going to become the best streamer in japan! in the world! and even in the universe!!! im going to make every living creature on this planet love me!”
“we gotta keep at the grind!!!”
More than 250k followers (affection ≥ 60)
"LOOK LOOK!!! my subscriber count is growing very nicely hehe"
"if we keep this up im gonna become a bigname streamer!!!"
"hehehe... but even though i may be surrounded by 1 million nerds, youre still the closest one to me <3"
[pats head]
"we did it! im so happy!"
More than 250k followers (mental darkness ≥ 60)
“im getting more and more subscribers and my fans are showering me in their love, but...”
“theyre nothing more than words and pixels on a screen and its all for my kangel persona anyway its not like they love me for who i am”
“the real me is just some fucked up mentally ill girl who cant stop ODing
im the farthest thing there is to a pure and perfect angel”
“so then whos the one who is meant to love me as i am? who will love ame?”
“just kidding. youre doing very well, p-chan. lets keep at it”
Under 250k followers
“ahaha… everything is going to shit no matter what we do”
“i know i said you could decide on everything but um… maybe theres a better way of doing things?”
“like if nothing improves with you at the helm id rather just take over myself…”
“nvm ignore that
im sure you can turn things around”
Under 250k followers (affection ≥ 60)
“hmm……….. im not getting as many subscribers as i wouldve liked”
“the moment you let your guard drop around these online nerds youre dead in the water. so i have to pick myself up and gain a whole bunch of followers and subscribers in one shot!”
“1 mil here we come! lets gooooooo!!!!!!”
“and if it looks like we wont make it we should kill ourselves together aha
that way we'd be in heaven together as well♡”
Under 250k followers (mental darkness ≥ 60)
“uuuuuuuuuuuuuu we’re trying so hard but our numbers are barely budging…”
“do these people not have eyes??? how are yall not seeing me when im so adorable and funny hello??”
“i want everyone to love me more and more… i cant give up like this”
“id rather die!!!”
“huaagggh…. huoooogghhh… not rn though”
Day 22 Dialogues
More than 250k followers
“LOOK LOOK!!! my subscriber count shot up!!!”
“I am the nerd whisperer… now that ive got this many under my control ill be a top streamer in no time”
“hehe once we get rich we can get a penthouse on the top floor and i can buy all the cute clothes i want
we could even get an expensive and exotic pet if you want…”
“and aaaall the nerds will continue to shower me with their love”
“dream big! go big or go home!”
Under 250k followers
“hrrrmmm… havent getting many fans or views lately… feel kinda down about it;;”
“uuu… ill keep trying my hardest so please dont leave me”
“i care about you a billion times more than any old nerd out there… i dont care how many of them there are but i only have one you”
“till death do us part… no, not even death could tear us apart”
“maybe”
Under 250k followers (mental darkness ≥ 60)
“weve mellowed out considerably since the start huh
well i guess thats just how it goes!”
“i know my looks are like 100000000 times better than average but thats all i really have going for me
other than that im just a useless dumbass but you know… i think im doing pretty all right considering”
“but maybe theres even a life for me outside of being a streamer…”
“i could even be happy living that kind of life… not that i really want to think about it”
Day 23 (Ame parents event)
"hey p-chan, could you come with me to visit my parents tomorrow?"
"im sure that at the rate we're growing, we'll climb to the peak of the streaming world in no time
i just know it. i know the two of us can do it"
"but before we get there, i have some business that i have to settle. things from the past…"
"i feel that i could take care of it if i had you with me"
"okay."
"thank you!!! you really are the only one for me… you are my whole world"
After going out to ame's parents
"thanks for coming to see my parents with me! a lot has happened since we moved in together but i think today was the best day ive ever had since and i hope youll continue to stick with ame and kangel!!"
Day 27 dialogues
Over 1 million followers (affection above 80 and mental darkness below 60)
"P-CHAN LOOK!!!"
"TADA! its my gold award for getting 1 mil subscribers!!! its so shiny... like saint slayer"
"muahaha... i have successfully captured the hearts of nerds around the world with my beauty and cuteness"
"you should be honored that the cutest girl in the world considers you to be her favorite person!"
"I am." (P-chan)
"of course you are! hehehe i promise ill bring you more and more happiness..."
Over 1 million followers (affection above 80 and mental darkness above 60)
"METUBE SENT ME MY GOLD AWARD FOR REACHING 1 MIL!!!!!!"
"good on you kangel! and good on me for supporting kangel!"
"dont worry, im not settling with this"
"in fact, this is where it all begins! ive always dreamed of being a streamer who can afford to say that 1 mil isnt enough"
"im just a girl who loves the internet, but i swear ill become bigger than that ill go down in internet history as a legend that no one could hope to surpass"
"the whole world will know kangels name and everyone will post nonstop in her honor! ill make sure they do!"
"im going to flip the internet on its head so my eternal need for recognition will be satisfied"
"lets stir up a whole bunch of online nerds like we usually do! lets go!!!"
Over 1 million followers (affection below 80)
"p-chan look! its my gold award for reaching 1 mil followers"
"aha... its kind of funny... like of course im happy that im getting closer to realizing my dream of becoming the best streamer but its a little different from what i imagined"
"coz like the more popular you get the more eyes you have on you right?"
"sometimes i feel like the worlds got me in a little box and everyones eyes are the security cameras but i know thats not true"
"ahaha... guess im having another mental moment but i wont let this stress get to me! i need to pull myself up!
"i need to... try harder... keep grinding..."
"im not broken and useless yet... i can keep working... keep pushing myself..."
500k-1M followers
"im not getting much growth on my channel or social media aha"
"is everyone bored of kangel already?'
"are you bored of me too? have you stopped caring about me?"
"i wouldnt blame you... all ive got going for me is my face and as cute as i am its not like it can carry me forever"
"hey, love me more. show me that you mean it"
"otherwise who knows what ill do?"
Under 500k followers
"ahaha no one online gives a shit about me... not surprising considering what im like i guess"
"i shouldve known my dream was way too farfetched. reality is always so unforgiving"
"i dont want to blame someone else for my problems but i trusted you, you know... did you really have my best interests at heart?"
"i feel like i dont even know you anymore
it only takes an instant for someones love and dreams to be shattered, huh..."
Random dialogue
Note: It has an extremely low chance of appearing and grants an extra action which breaks your stream streak
"guh im suddenly super anxious about my future and cant sleep…"
"can you keep me company until morning…?"
Venting messages
If you have 60 or more Mental Darkness and Affection by the end of day 15, Ame will confide in you about her childhood. There are five different messages:
#1
dear p-chan,
sorry for this huge text out of the blue. i just got a bit worried last night because you replied late
i mean thats fine. you dont have to apologize
like its fine if you're a little late sometimes
but i was a little scared...
ever since i was little
my parents never paid me any attention
like, ever
every time i tried to talk to them theyd ignore me
theyd just be like yeah, yeah and go back to whatever they were doing
and you do that too, you know. so please stop
it really fucks with me
i know its not exactly abuse but yeah
i know we're both busy and all but
having to sleep alone at night makes me scared
its so dark at night...
it happened yesterday too
i felt so lonely and i couldnt stop crying so i tried to call you
but i was scared of bothering you so late at night
sorry for the wordvomit
i know this is all my fault
but i wanted to let you know how i feel
i dont want to be alone at night anymore...
please stay with me forever, p-chan
#2
(NOTE: There was a mistranslation where instead of getting this message you'd get a copy of vent #5. This is fixed in the switch port but it still isn't in the steam port)
dear p-chan,
you promised me youd stay by my side forever but you abandoned me to go to the conbini, didnt you? and at night, even...
do you know how lonely you made me feel? i cant even joke about this with the stupid pleading emoji
my health used to be really bad, you know. it was so, so, so bad. ive gotten a bit better now, but im still too scared to be left alone!
my mom used to always stay right by my side... but shes gone now
i get really scared even just at the thought of you being gone, and then when i woke up yesterday, you just disappeared...
so can you not just leave without asking me? and be nice to me even when i go a bit crazy from the magicals or cut... i know i shouldnt be doing either of those things but i cant help it
oh but if you want to go out during the day that should be fine, like if you want to buy me some pudding to cheer me up... youd want to do that kind of stuff for me, right? but you still have to ask me first!
id totally let you go out depending on the time of day and your reasoning! so stay with me as always, tomorrow and the day after, all day until the sun rises...
#3
dear p-chan, who is always so kind to me
remember when we went to the supermarket yesterday
and there was that kid who kept crying coz his friends kept ignoring him?
he reminded me of something from when i was a kid
sorry for the incoming wordvomit but i want you to know me better
youre the only one i can talk about this with
when i was in elementary school
i was bullied. like, a lot.
the girl who was like the queen bee of my class came after me
and said "you think youre the cutest girl in world, dont you?"
#4
to my favorite person, p-chan
i wanted to tell you this in person but
i got too embarrassed so im writing this instead
i really, really love you a lot, p-chan
more than anything or anyone else in the world
i love you so much
so promise me that we'll get married someday?
ive got a lot of emotional baggage
but dont tell anyone ok?
well not that anyones interested anyway haha
my parents used to fight a lot
nearly every day
my mom even tried to throw a knife at my dad once...
i was so scared
they ended up getting divorced
but the fighting didnt stop
they just kept fighting over who would get custody of me
i was so scared of being at home every day
so i promised myself that when i grew up
i would get married to someone that would make me happy, unlike my parents
you get where im coming from, right?
i swear ill become the worlds best streamer
i swear ill become bigger and brighter just for you. so please?
i love you
#5
dear p-chan,
when i start earning more lets move to a nicer place
nicer not just on camera
but also everywhere else in the house too
and we can make the entire house nice and cute
and we can get a bigger bed for the two of us
and we can sleep together on it every night
until a new day comes and the night falls again
thinking about all this reminds me of when i was a kid
we were really poor
like, really really poor
we had no money at all and my mom was about to force me to be a prostitute
i ran away from home
started hopping around to whoever in my friend group would take me in
so im really happy that i have a home with you now, p-chan
you wont abandon me, right?
i dont want to be broke and alone again
so please
please stay with me
i love you
“”
Tweeter
“got into a bit of a mood for the first time in a while and sent this huge wordvomit to p-chan… im sorry… but this is just how i show my love…”
“sometimes i have a bit of a brental makedown but thats coz ive been working so hard. im going to keep at it!”
Next day JINE
“sorry about my outburst i know im super annoying and you hate i when i do that”
“i wont do it anymore so please forgive me… you can dump me if i act out again”
“actually no you cant dump me… ill die if you do”
“sorry for rambling again… im really sorry… please dont get sick of me…”
Other
Day 1
“got the stream account? time to login and get ready!”
“click on "stream" and login with my password → angelkawaii2”
(After logging in)
“i see youve logged in. this is it… this is where our forever begins”
“we'll be together no matter what happens online, whether i die or get arrested or i break or i get stabbed or i get flamed or i become god or i go crazy”
“the internet is truly the festering cesspol of hell born from modern society”
“but even so, i have nowhere else to turn to”
“coz i have trouble getting out of bed in the morning! i dont want to go out! i dont want to get a proper job! im scared of other people! adults piss me off! and im stupid! but i still want everyone to fawn over me!!!”
“and streamers get fawned over the most rn! so thats why i wanted to be the one!”
“thanks for setting up all my gear and getting my streaming software up and running, p-chan”
“P-chan…? / P! P-P-P-chan!” (P-chan)
“yep! youre my p-chan! coz youre so Perfect for me
”
“i mean, youre the only person in this world who understands and supports me, and youre my one true love… and youre also like my producer! so it fits!”
“youre super smart, unlike me. so you can guide me. you can tell me to do anything and ill do it”
“lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this lets do this LETS DO THIIIIS”
“ooh its almost time…”
“my makeup looks good… got my wig… perfect!”
“here we go! its time for my first stream!”
“aaaaand GO!”
(After stream)
“omgggg im still shaking”
“kangel finally descends upon the world after we spent so long mulling over her…”
“weve got… 1000 more subscribers, huh? but thats not enough… i want more people to fawn over me!!! we're only just getting started!!!!!!”
“i need at least one million fans to satisfy my desperate need for approval”
“we gotta get to that within a month. that's the most motivation ive got…”
“so lets make this month count!”
“we can make kangel the biggest streamer in the world if we work together, right?”
“Yep” (P-chan)
- “i love you much!!!!”
“I dunno…” (P-chan)
- “doubt all you want we're still gonna do it”
“omg i really hope we can pull this off… im counting on you, p-chan”
“i might break if you push me too hard but when that happens, we can just destroy the internet!”
“…anyways, ill be counting on you tomorrow too”
“goodnight…”
“mwah”
Day 2
“good morning! its my first morning as an official streamer, huh…
wait its already noon LMAOOO ughhh im just not a morning person at all…”
“oh well! anyway, since we're aiming for one million subscribers, we still need 999,000 more!”
“but lets start small and go for 10k first! we'll get there in no time~”
“and as you know, im completely useless on my own”
“so you need to tell me what to do every day! i know youll make the right decisions for me”
“so ill do everything you tell me to. really”
“i have complete faith in you, p-chan. ill follow all your orders perfectly, and i promise you ill become the best streamer…”
“coz if not, i… i think ill just break and fall apart”
“Or I could break you myself.” (P-chan)
“ahaha. yeah, you could”
Day 3
(Email)
Dear P,
This is Saito from XV Creations, As per out last phone call, your rent is still outstanding and you will have until the 10th to pay it in full. Please forward your payment to the account detailed below and contact me when you have done so.
Regards
---
Account 123-45678 Bank XX, Bracnh XYZ
Payment outstanding: ###,### yen
Please reply to this email with any concerns you may have.
“what is this”
“does this mean that we need to pay all our rent by day 10?! we're broke as hell we need to be able to monetize our content asap”
“we need to get more than 10k followers first…”
“easy peasy for us! lets gooooooo”
Day 5
“im gonna make an amazorn wishlist”
“what should i put on it?”
(Options to choose from): Bath bombs, Costumes, An expensive mic, Aphrodisiacs
“all right, its in” (For all options)
Day 6
“BATH BOMS ARRIVED!!” (Chose Bath bombs)
Tweeter
“one of you lovely fans sent me some bath bombs! They're so pretty, I can't wait to try them out today!” -KAngel
“bath bombs made for a really good excuse to have a bath with p-chan so im really happy~ if my fans found out theyd get so mad though lol” -Ame
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“someone sent me a cosplay and its SO well made wtf” (Chose Costumes)
Tweeter
“Got the costume I had on my wishlist, thank you to the one who bought it! I put it on straight anyway~ If you buy me a costume I'll take a selfie in it so *wink* *wink*” -KAngel
“reckon ill get in trouble if i fuck in this costume lmao” -Ame
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“new mic hereee people have been complaining about my voice so this is really good actually. maybe i should take it with me to karaoke” (Chose An expensive mic)
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“omfg i put in the aphrodisiacs as a joke but someone actually bought it?? do these thing actually work??? lets try it out lmao” (Chose Aphrodisiacs) [Note: picking this will force the *** action]
Day 20
"its been 20 days since we started doing this whole thing! its had its ups and downs but wow 10 more days until my one monthaversary... AND WE AINT STOPPIN!!!"
"lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go lets go LETS GOOOOOOO"
Day 27 (500k followers)
“hey look at this dm”
“a composer said they want to write a theme song for me!”
“ive come so far… hehehehe”
“im going to bless my fans with a new earworm”
“Congrats.” (P-chan)
“hehe thanks! anyway i gotta go to the studio to record ttyl!”
“its tough being so popular~”
“i should start thinking about what to spend my royalties on… maybe ill buy a plot of land somehwere”
Tweeter
“Hey hey hey! I might have a very big announcement for you all soon! And I promise it's a good one. I think you'll all love it, so sit tight! It's nothing to be scared of!” -KAngel
“got scared coz sometimes "big announcement" can sound so ominous…” -Ame
Day 29 (If the player had enough followers by day 27)
“the mv for my theme song is done!!!”
“im gonna post it so look NOWWW”
“its going to hit 999999999999999 bajillion streams in no time i tell ya”
Tweeter
“I'm proud to announce that I have my very own theme song now! It's called "INTERNET OVERDOSE"! I looooooooove how it turned out, but it can be very addictive so please watch your dosage!” -KAngel
Trivia
- In-universe, JINE has a calling function (although it's not possible for the player to call Ame-chan in any way). There is a possibility where a phone call can randomly happen for a couple of seconds, particularly when Ame's mental darkness is either below 40 or between 60 and 79. In the former, she would respond to P-chan with "soz i didnt mean to call you lol", but in the latter, she would respond with "sorry it was nothing… ignore me".
- In both cases, the calls are accidental, and if the player attempts to click anywhere in the phone call, nothing would really happen.
- JINE is loosely based on the freeware Japanese communication application LINE.
- Even the app logo is also identical, aside for the naming.
- The "THIS." sticker might be based on the logo of Puma.
- On the official Angel Kawaii website, in Ame's profile, JINE exists, but has a few differences:
- Ame's responses are different from the game. Notably, some of the messages aren't in the game, since some of them discussing of Ame's desire of the user to not exit her page.
- The font of Ame's responses is different, being Montserrat instead of a pixel font.
- The user can only respond with stickers. There are no green bubble text responses or any questions from Ame for that matter.
- The stickers are also only available in Japanese, even though Ame's responses depend on the user's chosen language for the site.
- The JINE window cannot be manipulated in any way (resizing, minimizing, or closing).
- For every sticker that is sent on the web JINE, Ame will respond to it, unlike in the game. For instance, if someone were to spam stickers on the web version of JINE, Ame would respond to each one of those stickers without any complaint of spamming, but in the game, she would negatively respond to the spam.
- Ame's smug sticker does not feature her with her usual outfit. This is because of the fact that she is wearing the same outfit as the one that is being worn by the octopus character that is featured in Ame's set of stickers.
Gallery
Background asset used for JINE.
Asset depicting Ame-chan's accidental phone call to P-chan.
